02/25/2007

Between the Bridge and the River

Here is a little peice that I think you will enjoy from one of my favorite books, Between the Bridge and the River, by Author/Comedian, scottish actor, Craig Ferguson......

Book: Between the Bridge and the River Page: 108
Chapter: C'est La Vie

"The Universe is very,very big.
It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.
Rule number one: Nothing last forever.
Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule.
Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies.
Rule number two: Everything last forever.
For example, George was made up of billions of atoms, some of which had, at various times, been parts of, among other things, a Tyrannosaurus rex, a red felt hat, and some porridge. In a staggering coincedence, Claudete had a few atoms of that same bowl of porridge in her system. It had been served to Alexander the Great during his campaign in Afghanistan. He loved porridge.
Perhaps that was the key to the attraction between George and Claudette-their shared porridge molecules. It makes as much sense as anything else that goes on between men and women.
Also they were in Paris."

If you want more...go get and Read the book

02/23/2007

Asteroid to hit earth in 29 years

I heard this the other night, not on the news or in the paper (where you would most likely hear this) but on the late late show with Craig Ferguson, a comedy talk show. He was the first to inform me that in 29 years an asteroid might hit earth. And I much like he asked, Why hasn't anybody talked about this? does nobody care of our futures? What about the children's futures? Perhaps it's not a big deal to some and shouldn't be. But there are a lot of things that we don't take as big deals, such as
global warming, people dying in other country's. Why don't we do anything to try and stop these things? If life keeps going the way it has we're not going to do something to try and stop this asteroid....Maybe we gave up and stopped caring

02/12/2007

Stacy Keibler on What about Brian

Tonight on what about Brian Stacy Keibler moves in as a new tenant. ABC, 10/9c. Of course now I'm going to have to finally start watching this show. And with Stacy Keibler on it that will make it a whole lot easier. So Cheers to what about Brian for catching Stacy Keibler and those 41 inch legs of hers. I'll be watching it tonight, you should check it out too

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