02/25/2007

Between the Bridge and the River

Here is a little peice that I think you will enjoy from one of my favorite books, Between the Bridge and the River, by Author/Comedian, scottish actor, Craig Ferguson......

Book: Between the Bridge and the River Page: 108
Chapter: C'est La Vie

"The Universe is very,very big.
It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.
Rule number one: Nothing last forever.
Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule.
Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies.
Rule number two: Everything last forever.
For example, George was made up of billions of atoms, some of which had, at various times, been parts of, among other things, a Tyrannosaurus rex, a red felt hat, and some porridge. In a staggering coincedence, Claudete had a few atoms of that same bowl of porridge in her system. It had been served to Alexander the Great during his campaign in Afghanistan. He loved porridge.
Perhaps that was the key to the attraction between George and Claudette-their shared porridge molecules. It makes as much sense as anything else that goes on between men and women.
Also they were in Paris."

If you want more...go get and Read the book

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